I like watching my mom fall asleep with a cigarette in her hand.

   Even funnier when she drops it on her leg. LOL.

Going to lighten my hair.

   Lol. I’m scared.

Might be going to Beijing this summer.

   …excuse me while I hump my kitchen counter.

I feel like shit.

I hate laying down on my period because when I get up I feel like a damn fountain.